William
Shakespeare to the Most Noble Agent, John Smythe,
Thou camest to my attention when I saw
in thy blog that thou seekest tales in which parental love is tested
by ungrateful children. I therefore wish to bring to thy attention my
latest play, The Tragedie of King Lear. It is my sincerest hope that
thou considerest this play, as mine previous agent hath met an
untimely death due to Plague and an excess of Gin.
In this play, King Lear, who in his old
age hath divided his kingdom amongst his daughters three. The first
two of these daughters flattereth him and pleaseth him well to gain
their doweries and the power that therewith comes. However, the
youngest, Cordelia, Lear's favorite, refuseth to flatter, speaking
only the truth. Lear misunderstandeth her words, believing them to be
a sign that she loveth him not, and taketh from her her part of his
kingdom, after saving for her the best. Cordelia retreateth to
France, where she marrieth the French King, who desireth her despite
her poverty and lack of dowery.
Her two elder sisters, on the other
hand, seizeth all power from their father and taketh from him all but
one servant. The pain of such treachery maketh Lear mad, and he goeth
out into the weather with only his Fool beside him. War breaketh out
and Cordelia returneth unto England to win for her father his kingdom
back. In the ancient tale, she succeedeth and liveth happily with her
father, the restored king. However, in my play, Cordelia and her
father and almost everybody else upon the stage and off cometh to a
bloody and most tragic end, as pleaseth the audience of such a play.
For this work, I have drawn upon the
ancient legend of King Leir and also upon a tale in Philip Sidney's
Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia.
I have written and produced a good many
plays of diverse nature, many of which have played to much success in
The Globe and other theatres. Most recently, I am the leader and
chief playwright of The King's Men, a troupe that playeth oft for His
Majesty King James and others of the court.
Right Worshipful, My humble duty
remembered, hoping in the Almighty of your health and prosperity
which on my knees I beseech him to long to continue, from London, the
Playwright,
(Written by Scott Rhoades)
3 comments:
Good luck, Mr. Shakespeare. I hope a publisher takes a chance on you.
Dear Mr. Shakespeare,
Thank you for your submission. I regret to inform you that I have to pass on this manuscript. The plot, while well written, feels too familiar.
Regards,
Mr. Smythe
This is cool, Scott.
lol...this is fabulous. Well done. :)
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