"Dear Utah Writer's Group,
"Please excuse Sarah from writing her blog post (which is already late) today. She is not feeling brave or clever enough to completing the writing assignment in such a way that will amuse/educate/thrill/astound you. She will however plan to post her regularly assigned posts in two weeks. By then she hopes she will have recovered from her temporary feelings of rejection paranoia and extreme lack of creativity.
Sarah's Inner Parent"